this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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