I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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