just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I am spending my child support on dildos
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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