Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
All the doctor said was why
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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