Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
pray to the hookup gods
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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