Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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