honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
God, I missed his penis.
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