You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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