kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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