We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
sex in a hospital.. check
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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