Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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