i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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