there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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