and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
