I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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