I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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