Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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