Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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