Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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