How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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