Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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