Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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