now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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