I wish I only lived at night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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