walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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