Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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