obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
