Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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