Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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