how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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