And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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