Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
