There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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