It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Your cock deserves a montage
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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