I'm really into asian looking animals
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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