this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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