Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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