oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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