I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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