Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You took a bar mat shot.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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