Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you win again, gameday.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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