I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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