So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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