her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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