Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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