I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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