You really coming over, don't trick.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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