super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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