Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
this hospital has no fireball
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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