Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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